Pioneer Social Canada

Greetings, my name is Dr. Phernias J Spins. Many would call me “insane.” I prefer to consider myself free from the shackles of “sensibility.” I find it rather boring.

Do you remember when we were children? All we ever wanted to do was play games… too bad that school got in the way. You go to school for thirteen years because you have to. We’d much rather be playing streetball or checkers, but our parents tell us to concentrate on boring stuff like math.

I was distraught for not being allowed to play games, so I devised a plan. My plan is simple yet devious: I aim to connect the best casino game players in the world. I’ll make the games so fun, they won’t ever feel the need to spend money in a casino!

See, casino games are rather fun. But players often get wrapped up in fun and can end up with big losses. That ruins the fun. Rude phone calls from the bank and bill collectors are the most despicable boring adult things. We all just want to play!

Join me in my plot to take over the world, with fun! You don’t need to pay any money to start playing games. All we need is a little bit of information about you, and we can keep a profile with all your winnings.

You don’t need any money to play my games. I’m running a social casino here. You can play for Professor Spins tokens. You might realize this is an entirely fictional currency– that’s the point. You don’t need any money to play these games. Here, we only play for fun.

Think of my lair as a playground for grownups. Here, you can play games and meet other people. I’ve got mad scientists constantly concocting new casino games for all my devoted minions.

High scores are displayed daily on the leaderboard. So if you’re the most likely to rule the world, everyone will know!

Are you ready to take over the world? Join me in my mission by signing up today!

***Professor Spins is a fictional character. The website is in no way associated with any plots for world domination.